Older Not Wiser Birthday Greeting Card
Growing up is optional — and this card makes that perfectly clear. A funny, straight-talking birthday card for the effortlessly immature, the proudly unserious, and everyone who's decided wisdom is overrated anyway.
• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") folded card
• Printed on smooth, thick white card stock for a premium feel
• Vibrantly printed colors that are eye-catching and crisp
• Includes a matching white square flap envelope
• Packaged in an open-top clear sleeve for protection
• Proudly printed in the USA and hand-assembled in studio
Style It With
• Pair with a fun gift card, a bottle of wine, or their favorite treat for a no-fuss birthday combo
• Perfect for milestone birthdays — 30th, 40th, 50th, and beyond
• Great for the friend, sibling, or partner who refuses to act their age
• Tuck inside a gift bag alongside something equally playful
• Add a cheeky note inside to really drive the point home
Older Not Wiser Birthday Greeting Card
Growing up is optional — and this card makes that perfectly clear. A funny, straight-talking birthday card for the effortlessly immature, the proudly unserious, and everyone who's decided wisdom is overrated anyway.
• A2 size (4.25" x 5.5") folded card
• Printed on smooth, thick white card stock for a premium feel
• Vibrantly printed colors that are eye-catching and crisp
• Includes a matching white square flap envelope
• Packaged in an open-top clear sleeve for protection
• Proudly printed in the USA and hand-assembled in studio
Style It With
• Pair with a fun gift card, a bottle of wine, or their favorite treat for a no-fuss birthday combo
• Perfect for milestone birthdays — 30th, 40th, 50th, and beyond
• Great for the friend, sibling, or partner who refuses to act their age
• Tuck inside a gift bag alongside something equally playful
• Add a cheeky note inside to really drive the point home